[Skipton]

Don't like pork see what you are missing​

Did you know ... A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) ...

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death ... (Creepy ... I'm still not over the pig) ...

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body ... The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off ... (Honey, I'm home ... What the ...?) ...

The flea can jump 350 times its body length ... It's like a human jumping the length of a football field ... (30 minutes ... Lucky pig!
Can you imagine?) ...

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds ... (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) ...

Some lions mate over 50 times a day ... (I still can't believe that pig ... quality over quantity) ...
Butterflies taste with their feet ... (Something I always wanted to know) ...

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump ... (Okay, so that would be a good thing) ...

A cat's urine glows under a black light ... (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out) ... An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain ... (I know some people like that) ...

Starfish have no brains ... (I know some people like that, too) ...

Polar bears are left-handed ... (Talk about a southpaw) ...

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure ... (What about that pig? ... Do the dolphins know about the pig?) ...

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts ... (and God love that Pig)!

 

[Littleboy8]

I’m still trying to erase the pig
Glad I don’t eat pork

 

[Ivory]

An orgasm burns 3-4 calories per minute. Therefore a pig could expect to burn up to 120 calories which only allows for a standard snack afterwards.

 

[Littleboy8]

An orgasm burns 3-4 calories per minute. Therefore a pig could expect to burn up to 120 calories which only allows for a standard snack afterwards.

 

[Gazman]

How do they know polar bears are left handed?

 

[Gazman]

How do they know polar bears are left handed?

Also, rams can service up to 300 ewes per night.

 

[novezar]

Also, rams can service up to 300 ewes per night.

That's what I call a "Screwing Time".

 

[Luckyus]

Also, rams can service up to 300 ewes per night.

Is that what they call , sticking it to ewe?

 

[magpie1]

RAM, BAM, thank EWE ma'am.

 

[Littleboy8]

RAM, BAM, thank EWE ma'am.

 

[Luckyus]

Make sure, EWE'all don't get carried away?

 

[Littleboy8]

Make sure, EWE'all don't get carried away?