[DannyKaye]

Don't Argue.​

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realised that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, ‘Please wake me at 5.00 AM’. He left it on her mobile phone where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00 AM and he had missed his flight

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.’

Let’s face it Men, we are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did the doofus call his pet zebra? Spot.

 

[Mrtnst]

He should have set an unnamed alarm on her mobile to wake her up at 4:30am.

That would guarantee that she woke him.

 

[icemaiden0909]

He should have set an unnamed alarm on her mobile to wake her up at 4:30am.

That would guarantee that she woke him.

obviously not a technophobe as he could have set his own mobile alarm....

 

[Mrtnst]

obviously not a technophobe as he could have set his own mobile alarm....

I assumed that, like me, he would sleep through a mobile phone alarm... nowhere near as loud as an angry spouse.