SDC Rewards Member
Upgrade yours now
.png){kind=icon}
Donald Trump Goes To Hell
BREAKING NEWS!
Former US President Donald Trump has passed away at his Mar-a-Lago residence in Florida, aged 77. More details as they come to hand....
Donald Trump arrives at Hell and is immediately greeted by Satan himself. Satan tells Trump he is going on a guided tour to see what is on offer to spend his days in Eternity.
First up, they come to a large room where Ronald Reagan is smashing rocks with a large sledgehammer. Trump says "I can't do that! I've never done hard labour in my life".
On to the next room. Here they find George W Bush diving to the bottom of a 10 foot deep pool, collecting a never ending supply of coins. Trump says "Not for me. I can't swim!"
They arrive at a third room where Bill Clinton is receiving a sexual act from Monica Lewinsky, for which she is "famous" for. Trump yells in delight "That's more like it! I could handle that!"
Satan pauses for a moment and says "Thank you Miss Lewinsky. You may leave now"
