[Skipton]

Dogged!​

Paddy says ''Mick, I'm thinking
of buying a labrador.''
''Bugger that'' says Mick.
''Have you seen how many
of their owners go blind''

 

[Brody]

Well he would have to be Irish wouldn't be. No slur intended. On my Mother's side I am all Irish, thank God for an Irish
wacky sense of humour. It has stood by me in a lot of incidents that you either laugh or cry. On ya Mate !!! Irish all the way, and proud of it
There should be more of it. It is definitely connected to my "Criminal Past" for stealing some bread or something trivial.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Dogged!​

Paddy says ''Mick, I'm thinking
of buying a labrador.''
''Bugger that'' says Mick.
''Have you seen how many
of their owners go blind''

Lol, Poor Labrador dogs don't give them a bad name! The dog's don't make them blind! Hahaha.

 

[Dennis]

Little joke about a blind man and is Dog, they arrived at a pedestrian crossing and though the light was red the dog weaved is way through the traffic to the other side, when he arrived at the other side the man was seen feeling round the dogs head, a man said if my dog had done that to me I wouldn't be patting his head, the blind man said I am not patting his head I am looking for the right end to kick.