[Mauryeen.12]

Dog is a metal worker​

Man goes into Pub with his Blue Heeler dog, barman says no dogs allowed in this Pub. He takes dog out comes back in to see a German Shepard sitting in the corner, how come he’s allowed in and my dog not, barman says he is a qualified wood worker, watch this, he gets a log of wood near the fire and throws it at the dog, it catches the log in its mouth and chewed it making a leg for a chair, he’s a wood turner said the barman.
Ok says man better let my dog back in because he’s a metal worker, put the poker in the fire and when I bring him back in poke it up his bum, he will make a spring for your neck or a bolt for the door.

 

[Xe]

A dog walks into a bar. Bartender nods and says, “Hey dog, haven’t seen you in a while, how are things going?”

Dog looks at him sadly and replies, “Ruff.”