It's really true love though and your dog does listen to you!
When Adam was a lad, the Lord God said to Adam "I would like you to name all the animals and you have all day in the garden of Eden to do it!" At the end of the day The Lord asked Adam how he went naming all the animals? Adam said "We have the Elephant, Horse, Pig, T-Rex, Giraffe, I have managed to name them all, but one!" The Lord said "which one have you not managed to name?" Adam replied "this animal has four legs a fur coat and a bushy tail, a cold nose and bright eyes. No matter how I treat it, forget to feed it, scold it for doing wrong, when it eats my dinner and tears up my bedding! Yet it is so glad to see me when I come home, It is so glad to see me it licks my face and jumps all over me yelping happiness!" The Lord said "it sounds like the animal has unconditional love?" Adam had a brain wave and said "Lord God I will name this animal DOG because its name is GOD spelt backwards, as dog has unconditional love just like you have for me Lord! Amen!"
 

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