[Luckyus]

Dog Food​

He was standing at the supermarket checkout with just a huge bag of dog food. The woman behind him said "Wow! You must have a really big dog."
"Oh, I'm don't have a dog." He said. "I'm on the Winalot diet."
"Winalot diet?" She asked, curious "What's that?".
"Well, I always carry a few of these in my pocket, and if I get hungry I eat a few. They have all the nutrients and vitamins I need without eating anything else."
"Does it work?"
"Did until I ended up in hospital with tubes stuck into me all over."
"My God, did it poison you?"
"No. I was sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me!"

 

[Jarred Santos]

Dog Food​

He was standing at the supermarket checkout with just a huge bag of dog food. The woman behind him said "Wow! You must have a really big dog."
"Oh, I'm don't have a dog." He said. "I'm on the Winalot diet."
"Winalot diet?" She asked, curious "What's that?".
"Well, I always carry a few of these in my pocket, and if I get hungry I eat a few. They have all the nutrients and vitamins I need without eating anything else."
"Does it work?"
"Did until I ended up in hospital with tubes stuck into me all over."
"My God, did it poison you?"
"No. I was sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me!"

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