[Skipton]

Doctors Orders​

My wife Linda found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Linda that
, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some 'Nair'
Hair Remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Linda went to the store and bought some 'Nair' Hair Remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her,
"If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Linda said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Linda replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, then.....stay off your bicycle for at least a week."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

My wife Linda found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Linda that
, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some 'Nair'
Hair Remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Linda went to the store and bought some 'Nair' Hair Remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her,
"If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Linda said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Linda replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, then.....stay off your bicycle for at least a week."

HAHAHA! Your jokes never fail to make me laugh.

 

[margie]

 

[Singomate]

My wife Linda found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Linda that
, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some 'Nair'
Hair Remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Linda went to the store and bought some 'Nair' Hair Remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her,
"If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Linda said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Linda replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, then.....stay off your bicycle for at least a week."

Bloody good laugh

 

[Marcug]

My wife Linda found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Linda that
, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some 'Nair'
Hair Remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Linda went to the store and bought some 'Nair' Hair Remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her,
"If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Linda said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Linda replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, then.....stay off your bicycle for at least a week."

Loved this.

 

[Thecheesequeen]

I heard this joke about 30 years ago and it still makes me laugh!

 

[TonyV]

Best laugh I've had for a long while. Very amusing.

 

[Marcug]

I needed a laugh today and certainly did just that after reading this joke.

 

[kdl]

My wife Linda found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.
The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.
He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Linda that
, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some 'Nair'
Hair Remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Linda went to the store and bought some 'Nair' Hair Remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her,
"If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Linda said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Linda replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, then.....stay off your bicycle for at least a week."

 

[gordon1940]

I Loved it! A great little Tummy Tickler.