[April Bradford]

Doctor’s permission to join a fitness club​

A woman told her friend, 'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.'

She said, 'So, I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was already over.'

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A woman told her friend, 'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.'

She said, 'So, I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was already over.'

Well done lady Lol

 

[Macarj]

A woman told her friend, 'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.'

She said, 'So, I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was already over.'

that really made me laugh

 

[Sloopy]

I know the feeling!

 

[JayKay]

 

[Gazman]

A woman told her friend, 'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.'

She said, 'So, I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was already over.'

Absolutely brilliant, love it. lmao

 

[Dennis]

Here is one of my Writings thought you might like to read.
Fifty Shades Of Grey.
High and mighty we still stand
In this great Australian land
We are members of the grey brigade
Some with false teeth and hearing aid
Every day is a gift from god
Before I came a dithering dod
If we have pain from 9 to 5
Lets us know we are still alive
Many are driven silly
When they have a crippling disability
With memories beginning to fade
Lots cannot remember when they were last laid
Now we have to come to grips
With all these new technical kits
We smile to ourselves when youngsters who should be brighter
Stand looking puzzled when they see an old typewriter
Oldies have become a bunch of rovers
As they dash around in their mobile gophers
But before we are laid to rest
We will know we have tried to do our best
October 2012
If any of you are interested and want to see more please answer. Dennis R.

 

[JayKay]

Here is one of my Writings thought you might like to read.
Fifty Shades Of Grey.
High and mighty we still stand
In this great Australian land
We are members of the grey brigade
Some with false teeth and hearing aid
Every day is a gift from god
Before I came a dithering dod
If we have pain from 9 to 5
Lets us know we are still alive
Many are driven silly
When they have a crippling disability
With memories beginning to fade
Lots cannot remember when they were last laid
Now we have to come to grips
With all these new technical kits
We smile to ourselves when youngsters who should be brighter
Stand looking puzzled when they see an old typewriter
Oldies have become a bunch of rovers
As they dash around in their mobile gophers
But before we are laid to rest
We will know we have tried to do our best
October 2012
If any of you are interested and want to see more please answer. Dennis R.

I love it, Dennis.....simple words but put together beautifully.
Would love to see more....