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Docker Shocker!

A man dressed in Blue & Gold walks into a sports bar with a small dog under his arm.
He says to the bartender. "Hey, can I leave my dog here while I go to the Eagles and Dockers game?"
"A dog in my bar? No way."
"But he's a special dog," the Eagles fan says.
"In what way?" The bartender asks.
"Well," says the guy, "he will watch the game on TV with you.
When The Eagles score, he will walk up and down the bar on his hind legs.
When The Dockers score, he will walk up and down the bar on his front legs.
When The Eagles win, he will do back flips all the way down the bar and back."
"Wow," the bartender says. "What does he do when The Dockers win?"

"I don't know" says the guy. "He's only twenty-seven years old."
 
Docker Shocker!

A man dressed in Blue & Gold walks into a sports bar with a small dog under his arm.
He says to the bartender. "Hey, can I leave my dog here while I go to the Eagles and Dockers game?"
"A dog in my bar? No way."
"But he's a special dog," the Eagles fan says.
"In what way?" The bartender asks.
"Well," says the guy, "he will watch the game on TV with you.
When The Eagles score, he will walk up and down the bar on his hind legs.
When The Dockers score, he will walk up and down the bar on his front legs.
When The Eagles win, he will do back flips all the way down the bar and back."
"Wow," the bartender says. "What does he do when The Dockers win?"

"I don't know" says the guy. "He's only twenty-seven years old."
Lol, this 27-year-old can do all that! I thought they go blind and disabled at that age Hahaha, I hope he doesn't fall dead if the Dockers win Lol.
 
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Docker Shocker!

A man dressed in Blue & Gold walks into a sports bar with a small dog under his arm.
He says to the bartender. "Hey, can I leave my dog here while I go to the Eagles and Dockers game?"
"A dog in my bar? No way."
"But he's a special dog," the Eagles fan says.
"In what way?" The bartender asks.
"Well," says the guy, "he will watch the game on TV with you.
When The Eagles score, he will walk up and down the bar on his hind legs.
When The Dockers score, he will walk up and down the bar on his front legs.
When The Eagles win, he will do back flips all the way down the bar and back."
"Wow," the bartender says. "What does he do when The Dockers win?"

"I don't know" says the guy. "He's only twenty-seven years old."
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