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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

The phone rang at the motor pool, and an authoritative voice demanded
to know how many vehicles were operational.

Monty answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars,
and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."

There was a stony silence for a second or two.

''Do you know who you are speaking to?''

''No,'' said Monty.

''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''

''Well, do you know who you are talking to?'' asked Monty.

''No,'' roared the colonel.

''Well, thank goodness for that,'' said Monty and hung up the phone.
 
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