[Skipton]

''Do You know Who I Am?''​

The phone rang at the motor pool, and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.

Paddy answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars, and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."

There was a stony silence for a second or two.

''Do you know who you are speaking to?''

''No,'' said Paddy.

''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''

''Well, do you know who you are talking to?'' asked Paddy.

''No,'' roared the colonel.

''Well, thank goodness for that,'' said Paddy and hung up the phone.

 

[Jarred Santos]

''Do You know Who I Am?''​

The phone rang at the motor pool, and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.

Paddy answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars, and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."

There was a stony silence for a second or two.

''Do you know who you are speaking to?''

''No,'' said Paddy.

''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''

''Well, do you know who you are talking to?'' asked Paddy.

''No,'' roared the colonel.

''Well, thank goodness for that,'' said Paddy and hung up the phone.

Must have been sweating something fierce

 

[Catherines]

Best keep your opinions to yourself when talking to an unnamed person on the phone, then!!!! Love it.

 

[Barbara V]

''Do You know Who I Am?''​

The phone rang at the motor pool, and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.

Paddy answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars, and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."

There was a stony silence for a second or two.

''Do you know who you are speaking to?''

''No,'' said Paddy.

''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''

''Well, do you know who you are talking to?'' asked Paddy.

''No,'' roared the colonel.

''Well, thank goodness for that,'' said Paddy and hung up the phone.

That's a better one laughed at that

 

[Lex]

At RAAF Laverton in the late sixties there was a Squadron Leader Plenty. He insisted on answering the phone "Plenty Here". The generl response was; "Well there's none here. Why don't you send some over?" He obviously enjoyed it because he never chaqed his ways.

 

[Rob.]

Too much.

 

[Emmy Im12]

''Do You know Who I Am?''​

The phone rang at the motor pool, and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.

Paddy answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars, and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."

There was a stony silence for a second or two.

''Do you know who you are speaking to?''

''No,'' said Paddy.

''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''

''Well, do you know who you are talking to?'' asked Paddy.

''No,'' roared the colonel.

''Well, thank goodness for that,'' said Paddy and hung up the phone.

 

[Ezzy]

The accent wouldn't give Paddy away, would it? Not much it wouldn't! Loved it.