"If at first you do no harm" (applies to States and International laws which have become intrinsically relevant in our world today)
"In whatever you do, always do it well" and
"Invoke kindness in another's trouble & take great courage in your own" and finally,
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" (increasing ones mercy and forgiveness if required)
 
Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery today is a gift, that’s why it is called the Present. My mum told me it many years ago when I was young and I’ve never forgotten it. Enjoy each day and savour it for the gift it is.
 
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Fail to prepare Prepare to fail
 
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Things are worse now than what they were before they got as bad as what they are
 
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Always keep your words sweet , one day you might have to eat them!
 
What the point in "Happiness" if it can't buy you money?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
 
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"You don't get a second chance to make a first impression"
 
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A smile is a curve that sets things straight.
 
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STOP, CREATE AND BE INSPIRED BY UNIQUE ITEMS. YOU CANT FIND ANYWHERE ELSE
 
Here's a quote that made me Laugh Out Loud. Comes directly from Keystar Motors, Kippa-Ring, Qld To fit a clutch plate into a VW T4 Transporter Van $3,500.00 for labour,,,,, Not including parts. The job takes 6 1/5 hours . It has to be the greatest laugh in the trade.
 
My father was a pain, in the arse! Literally, his use to kick mine!
That's why I left the UK for NZ, the furthest I could get away from him!
 
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Embrace each day with kindness
 
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Where there's a willie, there's a way.
With friends like that who needs an enema
 
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A man praying to God, asked:
“I only want happiness.”



God replied:
“First, remove
I, that’s Ego.
Then remove
want, that’s Desire.

See, now you are left with only Happiness
.”
 
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