When you wake up in the morning, don’t let the old person in ❤️
 
If you dont know where you are going, Any road will do.
 
That which does not kill us MAKES US STRONGER
 
Life is like trying to teach a race horse how to win
Run, run, run, run, run.... Run, run, run, run, run....Win

Thanks to Ladbrokes for that priceless piece of information
 
Man makes plans and God laughs

Yiddish saying
 
Eat your food as medicine before you have to eat your medicine as food
 
every day you wake up is a good day
 
We may be past our best before date, but our use by date!!
 
"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do'.
Spoken by the HAL 9000 computer in Stanley Kubrick's film '2001: A Space Odyssey'.
 
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WHEN SPEAKING TO YOUR WIFE?? AND KIDS??
don't use language like that here please.
Oh look! SDC has a self appointed censor!

Just FUCK OFF quietly.
 
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

Albert Einstein.
 
The following was my mantra from recovering from an Anxiety and full blown Depressive Breakdown. Be a fraction of an inch away from being in a mental hospital back in the day! Take care and stay safe! God Bless all at SDC Ox
 
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you truly realise the benefits of resolving a situation without violence!!
 
It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you truly realise the benefits of resolving a situation without violence!!
And it feels like a Raven landing on them!
 
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Your don't stop having fun because you get old. You get old because you stop having fun!
 
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up is optional.
 

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