An old man with pains visits his doctor. "You are very ill," says the doctor. "There must be no smoking, no drinking and no sex."
"I can't live like that" protests the old man.
"Okay," says the doctor "have one cigarette a day, and one glass of wine."
"What about sex?" asks the old man.
"Only with your wife," replies the doctor "You need to avoid all excitement."
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