Dizzy Heights
Paddy is doing some roofing for Murphy.
He nears the top of the ladder and starts
shaking and feeling a bit dizzy.
He calls down to Murphy and says,
''I tink I will have to go home, I've
gone all giddy and I feel sick.
Murphy says, '' Have you got vertigo, Paddy?''
Paddy replies,''No, I only live around the corner!!''