[Luckyus]

Divorcing​

An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced!”she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!”

She calls Ireland immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas – and they’re paying their own way”

 

[Dennis]

a good oldie it gets harder to find new jokes.

Dennis R's morning Joke. What goes in pink and comes out blue? A swimmer on a cold winter's day.

 

[Christinedawn]

The divorce one has been around a while, still a good joke!

 

[Leenie]

Haha clever.

 

[Mummanew]

I don't understand the need to point out that it's an old joke. If you've heard it before why not just scroll on? When someone goes to the effort of posting a joke it must be deflating to get these comments. I'm sure there are some people who may not have heard them before and appreciate reading them.

 

[Swizzle]

I have not heard it and I do appreciate it. Even a small chuckle is uplifting.

 

[Gunpark]

I don't understand the need to point out that it's an old joke. If you've heard it before why not just scroll on? When someone goes to the effort of posting a joke it must be deflating to get these comments. I'm sure there are some people who may not have heard them before and appreciate reading them.

I still got a laugh out of it.

 

[Daibhin]

Hadn't heard it before so enjoyed it.

 

[Suzy Q]

Good on you Mammanew.

 

[Mummanew]

Good on you Mammanew.

Thanks, it's just something that doesn't sit well with me. It's unnecessary and just so much easier to keep scrolling.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do Bees wear to work? Buzzness suits.