[Skipton]

Divorced Barbie​

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson,
"How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie For $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer, and several other additional items".

 

[Dennis]

This joke is a tiny bit R rated but is good for a laugh, This mother had 4 yrs. old twins a boy and a girl, Friday night was bath night and to save water she bathes the twins together, this particular night she let the twins soak whilst she washed the evening meal dishes, after a little while the girl said to her brother can I play with that thing between your legs, her brother says no, she replies why not, he says because you have broken yours off already.

 

[Gazman]

Divorced Barbie​

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson,
"How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie For $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer, and several other additional items".

Got that one right haven't they? lol

 

[Alexander]

Divorced Barbie​

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson,
"How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie For $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer, and several other additional items".

That is one of the best!!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Divorced Barbie​

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that
it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson,
"How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie For $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer, and several other additional items".

Lol so which Barbie did he get his daughter? Hahaha

 

[Macarj]

Got that one right haven't they? lol

Yeah I'm really glad my wife likes me

 

[Ezzy]

Say no more.