Discover the internet’s priceless reaction to this woman’s Vegemite toast: 'I would follow her into battle'

The humble Vegemite on toast—a breakfast staple that has divided Australians for generations.

Some prefer a light smear, while others slather it on thick.

It's a matter of personal preference, but it's also become a quirky litmus test of character.



This week, one man's hilarious reaction to his girlfriend's Vegemite toast has sparked a lively debate online.

The man shared a photo of his girlfriend's toast, generously coated with the iconic black spread.


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A man shared an image of his girlfriend’s heavily coated Vegemite toast on social media. Image source: Reddit.


'This is how my girlfriend likes her Vegemite…can I trust her?' he half-jokingly asked.

The image quickly went viral, with Aussies weighing in on the girlfriend's Vegemite application.



The majority of comments praised the woman's bold Vegemite choice.

'Mate, looks like she’d stand shoulder to shoulder in the trenches through the worst of it. Yeah, you can trust her,' one person wrote.

Another chimed in, saying, 'I would follow her into battle. Nothing [fazes] her, and she would go to hell and back without any fear.'

'The real question is, can she trust you? Her trustworthiness is not in doubt…'

Others labelled her 'a keeper' and urged the man to 'marry her'.



However, a few voices of caution emerged, not questioning her trustworthiness, but rather the financial implications of her Vegemite habit.

'The real question is if you can afford to sustain her Vegemite habits in this economy,' one person quipped.

This isn't the first time Vegemite consumption has sparked debate.

In 2020, actor Tom Hanks caused a stir when he posted a photo of his toast, heavily laden with Vegemite.

Many Aussies expressed concern that the American actor had overdone it with the notoriously strong-flavoured spread.
Key Takeaways

  • A woman has been humorously praised online for her heavy application of Vegemite on toast, indicating a solid character, according to some users.
  • Her partner shared an image of the thickly coated Vegemite toast online, questioning if he could trust her because of it.
  • Many commenters supported the heavy Vegemite use, joking that it showcased trustworthiness and strength.
  • A few cautioned about the potential cost of her Vegemite consumption in light of the current economy, making light of the widespread Australian debate on the proper amount of Vegemite to use.
What's your take on the Vegemite debate, members? Do you have a preferred way of eating this iconic spread? Share your thoughts and tips in the comments below.
 
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I wouldn't put across my mouth.... Halal certified
I have been a Vegemite Girl all of my life, since having it on toast when I was just a baby. Most Australian kids would agree.
At 78 years young, my habit has not changed one bit.
It has been my go to, when I was unwell.
That has always been my thing to help me recover
from any illness from a very young baby.
And just for the record.I still get it,especially when I am a bit under the weather.
 
Wouldn’t travel anywhere without it. Love it on toast , cheese and Vegemite sandwich, my favourite breakfast Vegemite and avocado with an egg on toast but best of all it is the best cure for painful leg cramps. At the onset of cramp I eat a spoonful of Vegemite and the cramp is gone within sixty seconds. Always works for me and it works for my family too. Don’t know why it works but it does, maybe it’s the salt.
 
Wouldn’t travel anywhere without it. Love it on toast , cheese and Vegemite sandwich, my favourite breakfast Vegemite and avocado with an egg on toast but best of all it is the best cure for painful leg cramps. At the onset of cramp I eat a spoonful of Vegemite and the cramp is gone within sixty seconds. Always works for me and it works for my family too. Don’t know why it works but it does, maybe it’s the salt.
Half a teaspoon of salt does the trick as well. I have a salt container next to my bed for night time leg cramps.
 
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Wouldn’t travel anywhere without it. Love it on toast , cheese and Vegemite sandwich, my favourite breakfast Vegemite and avocado with an egg on toast but best of all it is the best cure for painful leg cramps. At the onset of cramp I eat a spoonful of Vegemite and the cramp is gone within sixty seconds. Always works for me and it works for my family too. Don’t know why it works but it does, maybe it’s the salt.
Thanks for this tip, might try it, not sure how I’ll go eating a spoonful as I don’t like too much at once. But hey, if it makes me sick the getting up and down out of bed running to the bathroom will fix the leg cramps.
 
Half a teaspoon of salt does the trick as well. I have a salt container next to my bed for night time leg cramps.
Cramps are usually from lack of magnesium in the diet that’s why your legs cramp up so the magnesium tablets work very well for me before bed.Try them better than ingesting too much salt and better for your health.😊
 
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