[Luckyus]

Dirty Jokes for Her (You have Been Warned)​

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?​

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?​

Call and tell her about it.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?​

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

What do boobs and toys have in common?​

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?​

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do women and noodles have in common?​

Both wiggle when you eat them.

What do you get when you jingle a man’s balls?​

A white Christmas.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?​

Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick?​

The man.

What does a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?​

Both have a wet nose.

Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?​

She just couldn’t take it any longer.

How does a woman scare their gynecologist?​

By becoming a ventriloquist.