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Dirty Dad Jokes
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Dirty Dad Jokes​

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?​

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the O say to the Q?​

Dude, your dick’s hanging out.

What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?​

A glad-he-ate-her.

What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?​

Beef strokin’ off.

What do you call a guy with a small dick?​

Just-in!

Why are men like diapers?​

They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.

What type of bird gives the best head?​

A swallow.

What’s better than a cold Bud?​

A warm bush.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?​

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

What do you call a guy with a giant dick?​

Phil!

Why do walruses love a tupperware party?​

They’re always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Why do vegetarians give good head?​

Because they’re used to eating nuts.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?​

If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

What’s the best part about gardening?​

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?​

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?​

He only comes once a year.