[Cheb]

Dinner​

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV
when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my love
chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken please."
She replied, "You're having soup you fat B-----d.
I was talking to the cat."

 

[Senor]

Very funny. The cat is lucky.

 

[DON77]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV
when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my love
chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken please."
She replied, "You're having soup you fat B-----d.
I was talking to the cat."

And why is this funny, would be dumping this excuse for a wife very quickly if she spoke to me like this.

 

[Gazman]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV
when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my love
chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken please."
She replied, "You're having soup you fat B-----d.
I was talking to the cat."

Absolutely priceless. ROFLMAO

 

[RTS]

On the same note, my husband's snoring always annoyed me. When we got a Staffie who snored I found his snoring endearing because I loved him unconditionally. I still miss that dog.

 

[Gazman]

On the same note, my husband's snoring always annoyed me. When we got a Staffie who snored I found his snoring endearing because I loved him unconditionally. I still miss that dog.

What haoppened to your husband? Do you still have him? lol

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV
when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my love
chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken please."
She replied, "You're having soup you fat B-----d.
I was talking to the cat."

Hahaha poor guy the pussy comes first Lol

 

[Gazman]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV
when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my love
chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken please."
She replied, "You're having soup you fat B-----d.
I was talking to the cat."

Hahaha poor guy the pussy comes first Lol

Cheb you know that pussy always comes first, doesn't it?

 

[Chochi]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV
when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my love
chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken please."
She replied, "You're having soup you fat B-----d.
I was talking to the cat."

Juajuajua

 

[Ezzy]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV
when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my love
chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken please."
She replied, "You're having soup you fat B-----d.
I was talking to the cat."

Fair enough. See who or what rules the roost in that household & it certainly ain't hubby. Hahaha.