[Ivory]

Dinner Menu​

I was sitting on the couch watching TV before when I heard my wife in the kitchen say, "What's for tea my love, chicken, beef or lamb?".

I said, "I believe I'll have the chicken please".

To which she replied, "You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat".

 

[Wandiwa]

 

[Ivory]

How do they find the bits?

This brought tears to my eyes and disturbed the Minister of Internal Affairs in his TV viewing.