Different cultures

A Greek and an Irishman were sipping lattes in Starbucks, bragging about their cultures.
The Greek leaned back smugly.
“We built the Pantheon… and the Temple of Apollo.”
The Irishman nodded.
“Impressive. But we discovered the significance of the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
Not to be outdone, the Greek added,
“And it was us Greeks who gave the world advanced mathematics.”
The Irishman smirked.
“True… but it was the Irish who invented the first timepieces.”
The Greek grinned, confident he had the final word.
“Ahh, but remember—we were the ones who introduced the idea of sex as a pleasurable activity.”
The Irishman calmly put down his cup, leaned in, and whispered with a sly grin:
“Aye… but it was the Irish who finally got the women involved.”


