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Die Hard!
Four men were waiting to be executed.
The guard said to them all ....you have one wish before you are executed.
The first man who was Scottish said...."I would like 1,000 Scottish pipers playing 'Scotland The Brave'.
The second man who was Welsh said....'Can I have a Welsh choir consisting of 1,000 men singing 'Land of my Fathers'.
The third man who was Irish said...."Can I have 1,000 Irish men doing 'The River Dance'.
The fourth man who was English said.....'Can you kill me first'.
