[CliffE]

Did someone say Fish and Chips?​

"I must go down to the sea again to get some fish and chips,
And leave behind the clutter of my house and its old bits.
I’ll trade my socks for seagull squawks, and sand will fill my shoes,
For a crispy golden batter and some salty ocean views.

I'll brave the chilly winds and waves, with ketchup on my shirt,
And if the seagulls swipe my meal, I'll just pretend I’m hurt.
I’ll stroll back home with vinegar dreams and a slightly greasy grin,
Because the quest for seaside snacks, my friends, is always worth the win!"

 

[Wandiwa]

I was expecting the other fish & chips joke.
Wife phones husband and says "do you want me to pickup fish & chips on the way home from work?''
After hanging up she thinks to herself, I wish I'd never let him name the kids!