[Skipton]

Des-Piesed​

A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica,
$3.75 in Bermuda,
and $3 in the Bahamas.
Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They love the dark.

 

[UNIT1000]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They love the dark.

me to i doo my beat work in the dark m misses reconds

 

[Bill MacL]

Meanwhile in Australia, you would pay anywhere from $4 to $8 + The pirates of the Pacific.

 

[Reet]

Very clever Skipton!

 

[Barbara V]

Not new

 

[NoNoNoNoNoNo]

So a dad joke, thanks for the snigger

 

[Viellarde]

Priceless

 

[Coyney]

I think we should scrap the jokes they are terrible

 

[Veggiepatch]

I think we should scrap the jokes they are terrible

Maybe scrap a few members who are terrible as well.

 

[Viellarde]

I think we should scrap the jokes they are terrible

So sorry humour can't be bought.

 

[Dennis]

I think we should scrap the jokes they are terrible

As this protest seems to be aimed at me because I submit a joke morning and afternoon what do the Majority of Members want, continuation or my efforts cancelled, I weed out quite a few that I think are not suitable.

 

[Viellarde]

As this protest seems to be aimed at me because I submit a joke morning and afternoon what do the Majority of Members want, continuation or my efforts cancelled, I weed out quite a few that I think are not suitable.

Dennis, thanks to your posts (old, silly, clever or otherwise), most of us get to smile or groan at least once a day. The same goes to every contributor to this thread. We know a day without a smile is a wasted day. Can this be applied to a groan as well?
Hey Coyney, what tickles your funny bones? Not corny jokes, I know. I'm serious though. Maybe we could find some up your alley.

 

[Coyney]

As this protest seems to be aimed at me because I submit a joke morning and afternoon what do the Majority of Members want, continuation or my efforts cancelled, I weed out quite a few that I think are not suitable.

Yeah especially the ones who don't allow others to voice their opinions

 

[Dennis]

Yeah especially the ones who don't allow others to voice their opinions

I have never stopped people having there opinions, I leave that to the staff if it his needed.

 

[NoNoNoNoNoNo]

I think we should scrap the jokes they are terrible

No No we must keep them, how am I to groan at the dad jokes

 

[Viellarde]

No No we must keep them, how am I to groan at the dad jokes

You've just answered my question about a groan a day.

 

[Nevertiki]

Not new

This is a club for Oldies. We love old things — although we do take exception to miserable old gits.

 

[Gibo]

I love them!

 

[Coyney]

I love them!

I actually liked 2 today,but some are cringeworthy