[Luckyus]

Delivery.​

 

[Wandiwa]

 

[Littleboy8]

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[Littleboy8]

 

[BeautifulMousey]

 

[Dennis]

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Driver must have taken an overdose.

 

[Wandiwa]

Driver must have taken an overdose.

I think he put it in the fueltank?

 

[Bill MacL]

That'll be HARD to explain.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, This is a real oldie but a good one.

A woman took her duck into the vets office. The vet pulled out his stethoscope listened to the ducks chest and said I am sorry but your duck has passed away. How can you be sure? she protested. You didn't run any tests Fine. said the vet. He brought in a labrador retriever and a tabby cat. The dog stood on his hind legs and sniffed the duck all over before looking at the vet and leaving the room. Next the cat jumped on the table, after a minute the cat sat on it's haunches, meowed softly and left the room. I'm so sorry said the vet but your duck his dead and handed his bill to the woman. Two thousand dollars? she cried. If you had taken my word for it, the bill would have just been Fifty dollars said the vet, but I have to charge you extra for the Lab report and the cat scan.

 

[Littleboy8]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, This is a real oldie but a good one.

A woman took her duck into the vets office. The vet pulled out his stethoscope listened to the ducks chest and said I am sorry but your duck has passed away. How can you be sure? she protested. You didn't run any tests Fine. said the vet. He brought in a labrador retriever and a tabby cat. The dog stood on his hind legs and sniffed the duck all over before looking at the vet and leaving the room. Next the cat jumped on the table, after a minute the cat sat on it's haunches, meowed softly and left the room. I'm so sorry said the vet but your duck his dead and handed his bill to the woman. Two thousand dollars? she cried. If you had taken my word for it, the bill would have just been Fifty dollars said the vet, but I have to charge you extra for the Lab report and the cat scan.

love it

 

[Gazman]

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Looks like it fancied it, it shouldn't have used Viagra.

 

[Mrtnst]

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F***ing Bridge.

 

[Littleboy8]

F***ing Bridge.

 

[Bob Patterson]

Love it

 

[Luckyus]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, This is a real oldie but a good one.

A woman took her duck into the vets office. The vet pulled out his stethoscope listened to the ducks chest and said I am sorry but your duck has passed away. How can you be sure? she protested. You didn't run any tests Fine. said the vet. He brought in a labrador retriever and a tabby cat. The dog stood on his hind legs and sniffed the duck all over before looking at the vet and leaving the room. Next the cat jumped on the table, after a minute the cat sat on it's haunches, meowed softly and left the room. I'm so sorry said the vet but your duck his dead and handed his bill to the woman. Two thousand dollars? she cried. If you had taken my word for it, the bill would have just been Fifty dollars said the vet, but I have to charge you extra for the Lab report and the cat scan.

Adam, fell out of the crib?

 

[BeautifulMousey]

I think he put it in the fueltank?

What, and it blew up

 

[Ezzy]

What, and it blew up

Perhaps not blew up but rather STOOD UP?