[Mando]

Dedicated Wife​

DEDICATED WIFE
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
"Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know.....
"Double Income, No Kids Yet."
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker."
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know....
"Double Income, Little Dog Owner."
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... Washing, Ironing, Fu%*ing, etc

 

[Jarred Santos]

Dedicated Wife​

DEDICATED WIFE
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
"Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know.....
"Double Income, No Kids Yet."
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker."
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know....
"Double Income, Little Dog Owner."
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... Washing, Ironing, Fu%*ing, etc

And here I was thinking F was going to be folding... in which case I'm also a wife on weekends!

 

[WADuck]

Not the funniest I have read but one of the rudest. Must becoming a prude as I age.

 

[YOWIE]

Dedicated Wife​

DEDICATED WIFE
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
"Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know.....
"Double Income, No Kids Yet."
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker."
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know....
"Double Income, Little Dog Owner."
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... Washing, Ironing, Fu%*ing, etc

There is another that I created ...
HUSBAND:= Helpful, Useful, Supportive, Brave, And Never Demanding.
I think a lot of 'husbands would agree, . ...
I'm the Boss in this house, ... & I've got my Wife's PERMISSION to say so!!
☝

 

[Sapper JAX]

Neither ,funny ,rude,but rather stupid.Try a litle harder next time or is the 'joke' you.

 

[Darron]

Rather crude and not really funny. The joke should perhaps have been just 4 guys and stopped at Dildo.

 

[margie]

 

[Luckyus]

There is another that I created ...
HUSBAND:= Helpful, Useful, Supportive, Brave, And Never Demanding.
I think a lot of 'husbands would agree, . ...
I'm the Boss in this house, ... & I've got my Wife's PERMISSION to say so!!
☝

Not new just a variation on an old theme

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Dedicated Wife​

DEDICATED WIFE
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
"Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know.....
"Double Income, No Kids Yet."
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker."
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know....
"Double Income, Little Dog Owner."
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... Washing, Ironing, Fu%*ing, etc

Lol, a wife stuck in an elevator with for guys talking about Fu5ing! Hahaha.

 

[Catherines]

Lol, a wife stuck in an elevator with for guys talking about Fu5ing! Hahaha.

Sebastian, You haven’t learned yet that you are JUST PLAIN CRUDE yourself with your replies on this site.

 

[Emmy Im12]

Dedicated Wife​

DEDICATED WIFE
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
"Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know.....
"Double Income, No Kids Yet."
The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...
''Rich, Urban, Biker."
The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know....
"Double Income, Little Dog Owner."
They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... Washing, Ironing, Fu%*ing, etc

 

[RTS]

Sebastian, You haven’t learned yet that you are JUST PLAIN CRUDE yourself with your replies on this site.

He isn't the person who posts the jokes.
I think he doesn't get the mysoginistic point of them all.

 

[Two rubbish bins]

For goodness sake people lighten up. It a JOKE!

 

[Emmy Im12]

Neither ,funny ,rude,but rather stupid.Try a litle harder next time or is the 'joke' you.

WT!!!