Deck The Halls!!!!
"Mick I took my nephew to Bunnings Hardware store the other
day because he wanted to buy a new electric drill......
He is not the brightest individual you know,
so I like to help him out whenever I can.......""
"Two minutes later he appeared at
the front door escorted by 2 security guards......."
"What seems to be the problem officers"..??
"Your Nephew has just punched an African lady to the ground in aisle 13,
it seems you told him to find a black and decker.."....