[Luckyus]

Deception​

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibrator.

She goes ballistic, "You impotent bastard!
How could you lie to me all these years?"

Husband, Looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says,

"I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibrator.

She goes ballistic, "You impotent bastard!
How could you lie to me all these years?"

Husband, Looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says,

"I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."

How did I not see that coming hahaha!