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Deathbed Confession
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside giving him a drink.
He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'
'There's no need to, 'his wife replied urging him to continue drinking!
'No,' he insisted,
'I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!'
'I know,' she replied.
'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
