[Skipton]

Dear John​

 

[magpie1]

I'm sure that her husband will end up paying for a new car....to start with..

 

[glennkidd]

indeed

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles

 

[pbattershill]

Great advice

 

[Mustang GT]

John is obviously a car enthusiasts and gave good advice,once the word car comes into a sentence everything else is unseen. I could however advise Shelia as what to do but someone could get seriously hurt and we wouldn't want that, would we.

 

[Macarj]

Leave him

 

[Barbara V]

This one's been on before ,funny though

 

[Reet]

A man in his sixties was chatting to his friend about the fitness club he had recently joined.
"I took part in an aerobics class for senios," he said.
"How did it go?" asked the friend.
"Well, I bent, I twisted, I turned, I jumped up and down, and I sweated for an hour - but by the time I 'd finally got my leotard on, the class had ended."

 

[LJ Cool]

Good one