[Luckyus]

Dear Dad​

A university student wrote a letter home:

'Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money.

I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels.

I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

Your son,
Marvin

P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up at the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back, but I was too late.'

A few days later, he received a letter from his father:

'Dear Son, Good news! Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!'

 

[Brassmonkey1938]

How would Dad know his son sent a letter if as he said, he didn't receive it?

 

[Big M]

That’s the whole point of the joke!!!!! Der!!!!

 

[colshir]

Some people can never see the funny side. It was a joke

 

[Old Choock]

How would Dad know his son sent a letter if as he said, he didn't receive it?

Ah the question is how did the son write the ps if he didn't get his letter back from the the mail man haha

 

[HeatherS]

How would Dad know his son sent a letter if as he said, he didn't receive it?

How could have the son said he ran after the mailman to retrieve the letter when it was all on the one letter, the father apparently didn't receive, it is all a joke not a serious letter from either

 

[Dennis]

Dear Dad​

A university student wrote a letter home:

'Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money.

I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels.

I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

Your son,
Marvin

P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up at the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back, but I was too late.'

A few days later, he received a letter from his father:

'Dear Son, Good news! Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!'

Dennis R's Morning Pun What do you get if you cross an elephant with a box of laxatives. Out of the way.

 

[Robbo3006]

I wrote the letter slowly because I know you can't read very fast.

 

[thomas]

How would Dad know his son sent a letter if as he said, he didn't receive it?

it is much similar to sending a letter and stating that you was intending to send $10 but you had already sealed the envelope and posted it. that's the joke part.

 

[Emmy Im12]

Dear Dad​

A university student wrote a letter home:

'Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money.

I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels.

I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

Your son,
Marvin

P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up at the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back, but I was too late.'

A few days later, he received a letter from his father:

'Dear Son, Good news! Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!'

 

[margie]

 

[Viellarde]

He made it to Uni? Pity his tutors!

 

[Bill MacL]

Now that's funny. Do they still teach kids to write?

 

[Catherines]

I love this last one.

Kids these days seem to only know how to use those two thumbs with heads bent and eyes fixed on one spot only. They cannot even hold a pencil properly!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Dear Dad​

A university student wrote a letter home:

'Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money.

I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels.

I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

Your son,
Marvin he did

P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up at the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back, but I was too late.'

A few days later, he received a letter from his father:

'Dear Son, Good news! Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!'

Lol, now how did he manage the P.S. if the letter was in the post! Hahaha. and Dad pretended he did not receive it! Lol.

 

[Bill MacL]

I love this last one.

Kids these days seem to only know how to use those two thumbs with heads bent and eyes fixed on one spot only. They cannot even hold a pencil properly!

I laugh when they walk into things, hilarious.

 

[RobertGH]

Dear Dad​

A university student wrote a letter home:

'Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money.

I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels.

I beg on bended knee that you forgive me.

Your son,
Marvin

P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up at the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God that I could get it back, but I was too late.'

A few days later, he received a letter from his father:

'Dear Son, Good news! Your prayers were answered. Your letter never ca

 

[RobertGH]

I can't beleive the people who replied in the negative to this joke. What's even more frightening is the fact they walk this earth and they vote. NOW THAT'S SCARY"

 

[Robbo3006]

I can't beleive the people who replied in the negative to this joke. What's even more frightening is the fact they walk this earth and they vote. NOW THAT'S SCARY"

What's even more scary is that they're probably in positions of power.