[BigBadfOzDave]

DEAD DOG​

A man was wandering around in his back yard when he came across a patch of big mushrooms, they looked nice, so he picked them.

He was expecting a number of friends around that evening for a slap up meal and figured the mushrooms would be nice to go with the steaks.

But being wary that some mushrooms can be poisonous, he cooked one up and gave it to his dog Spot, figuring that if it didn’t make Spot sick then the rest would be okay for the guests.

Well Spot scoffed it down and wagged his tail, he wanted more, no sign of him getting sick.

Alrighty then, let’s do it.

So the friends duly arrived, the steak and mushrooms served and soon devoured and everyone was most impressed.

But wait……the man’s son comes running inside, “Dad, dad, Spot is dead!”

Oh hell, what to do now, what will happen to the guests?

The man panicked and rang the hospital and they told him to race to the pharmacy and get a special solution to give to his guests and they may well be saved.

It causes immediate vomiting and also cleans out the bowels in a flash.

So he did that, gave all the guests a good dosing of drench and had some himself.

Oh dear, there was much chundering and pooing and moaning and writhing as the guest lay all over the floor filling their pants and covering the furniture with puke and poo. Tsk, tsk.

Suddenly the man’s son came back in the room and said, “You know what dad, that truck that ran over Spot didn’t even stop!”