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Dead cat
A little boy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat.
"How did you know it was dead?" asks the teacher.
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move." says the boy.
"You did what?" shrieks the teacher.
"You know," explains the boy,
"I leant over and went PSSST, and it didn't move!"
