[Skipton]

Dating On Tinder​

I'm currently viewing a woman's profile on a dating site:
Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 green eyes.
Don't get me wrong, I like short girls, but 3 green eyes?
No wonder she can't find a bloke.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

I'm currently viewing a woman's profile on a dating site:
Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 green eyes.
Don't get me wrong, I like short girls, but 3 green eyes?
No wonder she can't find a bloke.

Or rather, how could she not find a bloke with three eyes!?

 

[Xe]

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel.​

My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.