[Observer]

Daily jogs​

 

[Observer]

Hard Ass!!!
Some may recall being clouted with a wooden spoon. Mothers favourite choice of punishment weapon.
Just so I wouldn't be hit with those, I took 3 of them out to the shed and put a slice on the underside near the head with a hacksaw blade.
She broke many a wooden spoon on my butt and kept cursing about breaking them all the time.
So I got the nickname Hard Ass.
To this day, she never knew why they kept breaking.
After a while, she then started with the flying slipper, which I managed to duck most of the time.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Do these stairs take you to the third floor? No, I am afraid you will have to walk.

 

[Leenie]

Hard Ass!!!
Some may recall being clouted with a wooden spoon. Mothers favourite choice of punishment weapon.
Just so I wouldn't be hit with those, I took 3 of them out to the shed and put a slice on the underside near the head with a hacksaw blade.
She broke many a wooden spoon on my butt and kept cursing about breaking them all the time.
So I got the nickname Hard Ass.
To this day, she never knew why they kept breaking.
After a while, she then started with the flying slipper, which I managed to duck most of the time.

A little bit of that medicine today would do wonders.

 

[RieTreesSilver]

I know of at least 2 houses where when the large Kitchen Cabinet/sideboard was finally moved after 40-50 years a treasure trove of missing wooden spoons was found