Hard Ass!!!
Some may recall being clouted with a wooden spoon. Mothers favourite choice of punishment weapon.
Just so I wouldn't be hit with those, I took 3 of them out to the shed and put a slice on the underside near the head with a hacksaw blade.
She broke many a wooden spoon on my butt and kept cursing about breaking them all the time.
So I got the nickname Hard Ass.
To this day, she never knew why they kept breaking.
After a while, she then started with the flying slipper, which I managed to duck most of the time.😁😁😁
 
Hard Ass!!!
Some may recall being clouted with a wooden spoon. Mothers favourite choice of punishment weapon.
Just so I wouldn't be hit with those, I took 3 of them out to the shed and put a slice on the underside near the head with a hacksaw blade.
She broke many a wooden spoon on my butt and kept cursing about breaking them all the time.
So I got the nickname Hard Ass.
To this day, she never knew why they kept breaking.
After a while, she then started with the flying slipper, which I managed to duck most of the time.😁😁😁
A little bit of that medicine today would do wonders.
 

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