[Hrynpa]

Dad Jokes​

Post your fave Dad Jokes here.

I asked Siri "why am I still single".
Siri turned on my mobiles face camera.

 

[PepeLePew]

Q: What is the hardest thing in the world to do?
A: Milk Arrowroot Biscuits.


Q: How do you confuse an Irishman?
A: Put him in a round round and tell him to sit in the corner.

 

[MJFlack]

I recently chatted to a six year girl and asked her if she had any jokes she could tell me. She had a smirk and smile and said she only knew naughty jokes. I was a bit worried what she might say but went ahead and asked her to tell me. So here is her joke. Please don't judge either of us.

Q: What happens when a bolt has no nuts?

A: It can't pee

 

[Wandiwa]

Q: Why do elephants have big ears?
A: Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

 

[Wandiwa]

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
So he could hide in the apple tree ...

How did the pygmy die?
Picking apples.

 

[MJFlack]

Two millenniums beet at a pub.
The guy ask the gal what she does for work
She tells him she's a model on Instagram
She asks him what he does for work.
He tells her he's a soldier of Call of Duty.

 

[MJFlack]

Just in time for Christmas.

Q: What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
A: Silent Night.

Q: Why did Santa’s helper see a therapist?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.

Q: Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?
A: Star-bucks.

Q: Where does Santa keep all his money?
A: At the snow bank.

Q: Why can’t penguins fly?
A: They’re not tall enough to be pilots.

Okay, I'll show myself out, thank you.