[Mikev]

Dad Joke​

I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?'

I said 'Not at all'

He said 'Kiss?'

I said 'Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel'

 

[magpie1]

And anything further and you get a FREE fare....

 

[Reet]

An aged aunt had just finished knitting her nephew some socks. But then she received a letter from the boy's mother saying that he had grown another foot since she had last seen him. So the aunt got straight to work knitting a third sock.

 

[magpie1]

An aged aunt had just finished knitting her nephew some socks. But then she received a letter from the boy's mother saying that he had grown another foot since she had last seen him. So the aunt got straight to work knitting a third sock.

If he's got 3 feet...he should be running in the Olympics.....watch out Gout Gout......