[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.

She said yes,
all the others were nines and tens.

 

[Mcleod_Stephen]

"Nines and tens" is an expression used to describe something that is nearly perfect or of very high quality. It can be used to describe a person's performance, clothing, or appearance.

 

[Mrtnst]

I'd guess she's not getting an expensive gift this Christmas.

🗑

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock who's there? Orson. Orson who? Orson cart.

 

[UNIT1000]

good one

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock who's there? Orson. Orson who? Orson cart.

Haha

 

[Ivory]

Honesty in a relationship is always a good thing!

 

[Agave]

Classic!

 

[Viellarde]

Ask a silly question....

 

[Viellarde]

Honesty in a relationship is always a good thing!

But not always a wise one!

 

[SirExton]

My Ex once had a dream before Christmas, about receiving pearl earings with a pearl necklace, a diamond broache and finger rings. She then said ,"what do you think the dream means?" I said lets see what Santa brings you for Christmas?"
I bought her a book on, how to Interprate Dreams!
Yep that is why she is now my Ex.
Merry Christmas to one and all at SDC.Regards
Phil
Ox

 

[Mikev]

My Ex once had a dream before Christmas, about receiving pearl earings with a pearl necklace, a diamond broache and finger rings. She then said ,"what do you think the dream means?" I said lets see what Santa brings you for Christmas?"
I bought her a book on, how to Interprate Dreams!
Yep that is why she is now my Ex.
Merry Christmas to one and all at SDC.Regards
Phil
Ox

Haha

 

[UruauP]

Cracker.

 

[Reet]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock who's there? Orson. Orson who? Orson cart.

Another good one, Dennis!

 

[Reet]

Two senior ladies were discussing their husbands. One said, "I do wish Michael would stop biting his nails. It's such a nasty habit."
Her friend said "My Wilfred used to do the same thing but, you know, I eventually managed to cure him of the habit."
"How did you do that?"
"Easy, I hid his teeth"

 

[Luckyus]

Two senior ladies were discussing their husbands. One said, "I do wish Michael would stop biting his nails. It's such a nasty habit."
Her friend said "My Wilfred used to do the same thing but, you know, I eventually managed to cure him of the habit."
"How did you do that?"
"Easy, I hid his teeth

 

[Mikev]

Two senior ladies were discussing their husbands. One said, "I do wish Michael would stop biting his nails. It's such a nasty habit."
Her friend said "My Wilfred used to do the same thing but, you know, I eventually managed to cure him of the habit."
"How did you do that?"
"Easy, I hid his teeth"

Haha

 

[Luckyus]

I asked mine if I was the only one she had slept with, she said yes all the others got up and went home to their wives?

 

[Ivory]

Ask a silly question....

Are you suggesting it was a silly response?

 

[Mikev]

I asked mine if I was the only one she had slept with, she said yes all the others got up and went home to their wives?

Haha