Mikev

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Went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking mole.

He said they all look like that and I should have left him in my garden.
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So many alternative endings, so little time! 😅
 
So many alternative endings, so little time! 😅
Went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking mole.

He said they all look like that and I should have left her at the brothel....
 
Went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking mole.

He said they all look like that and I should have left her at the brothel....
Haha 😜
 
I said "Google what do women want?"
Thing hasn't shut up for ten days.
 
Bloke asked the Chemist. "Do you know how to make a Hormone? No was the reply. Bloke says " Don't pay Her" !!!
 
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You can make a Hormone.
But you can't make a Vitamin?
 
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Why is that after I push one for English.
I still can't understand the person
On the other end?
 

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