[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

My grandfather poured his blood, sweat and tears into his career.

Amazing man.
Horrible chef.

Before that he was a butcher,
until the day he backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

 

[UNIT1000]

bummer

 

[Dennis]

No wonder he was behind in his work.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor- Doctor Can I have a second opinion? By all means come back tomorrow.

 

[DannyKaye]

Just like the airline hostess who backed into a rotating propeller.

Disaster.

 

[Mikev]

Thanks

 

[Reet]

As they leave the courthouse, a lawyer turns to his grim-looking client and says, "James, what is wrong? You were acquitted"
"I know, but now I'm really in trouble" says James, "I just rented out my apartment for three years."

 

[Defiant540]

is this supposed to be funny???

 

[Defiant540]

Just like the airline hostess who backed into a rotating propeller.

Disaster.

don't make sense???

 

[DannyKaye]

don't make sense???

Diss Arster

 

[Ivory]

My son is a butcher and often says he is a little behind. I usually say I envy him that but now I’ll probably just laugh and ask if he carries any scars