[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I told my daughter that I saw a kangaroo on the way to work this morning.

She said, "How do you know it was on its way to work?"

 

[Ian D]

You should have told her that it had a Joey in its pouch & i think she dropping it of at Joey school before work.

 

[Dennis]

Hopping good.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Doctor, - Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards! Sit down and I will deal with you later.

 

[Brody]

She is right. The Kangaroo was
on it's way too work. Not you
duffer.

 

[Reet]

Here's an oldie but a goodie:

Hell E Copter!
Paddy and Mick were flying a helicopter, all of a sudden it crash-landed, both came round after being knocked out,
Paddy said to mick "What the bloody hell happened there"
Mick said " I don't know , but I was getting cold , so I turned the fan off

 

[Brody]

Here's an oldie but a goodie:

Hell E Copter!
Paddy and Mick were flying a helicopter, all of a sudden it crash-landed, both came round after being knocked out,
Paddy said to mick "What the bloody hell happened there"
Mick said " I don't know , but I was getting cold , so I turned the fan off

Typical what would you expect.
He has his own brand of stupid.
Stupid maybe but he knows hot from cold.
I must confess I come from a long line of Irish.I love their sense of crazy logic and their
open sence of the ridiculous.

 

[Crestwood96]

I also come from along line of Irish so I understand most of their jokes

 

[Ian D]

MMM
Smart Irishmen

 

[Dennis]

My version his that the pilot was trying to beat the height record.

 

[Tervueren]

My version his that the pilot was trying to beat the height record.

huh?

 

[Reet]

Typical what would you expect.
He has his own brand of stupid.
Stupid maybe but he knows hot from cold.
I must confess I come from a long line of Irish.I love their sense of crazy logic and their
open sence of the ridiculous.

One of my Great Grandmothers was Irish so I appreciate the Irish sense of humour!

 

[Mikev]

Thank you