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My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
not realyDennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock Who's there? Willube. Willube who? Willube my valentine.
Shame you can’t remove his batteryMy husband never shuts up I say to him do you mind shutting up for a while, go and have a sleep