[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up.

I am getting sick and tired of all these cold calls.

 

[Littleboy8]

achooooooooooo to you

 

[Wandiwa]

Still better than the STD calls we used to do in the 1980's

 

[Ian D]

Ring Ring - " hello is Mr Wall there?"
"No"
" Is Mrs wall there?"
" No there are no Walls here"
" Well you had better get out of the house, your roofs about to fall in"

 

[Littleboy8]

Ring Ring - " hello is Mr Wall there?"
"No"
" Is Mrs wall there?"
" No there are no Walls here"
" Well you had better get out of the house, your roofs about to fall in"

Thanks for the memory my sisters and I used to wag church and go to the post office phones. We used to waggle the receiver thingy and ring numbers out of the phone books and ask the same question, they got sucked in every time great fun for us. But not for the people on the other end.

 

[Oaklegs]

I am trying to contact my friend named Hugh so can you just ask if there is anyone there with a Hugh Jarse.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What weapon was most feared by medieval knights? A tin opener.

 

[CliffE]

Ring Ring - " hello is Mr Wall there?"
"No"
" Is Mrs wall there?"
" No there are no Walls here"
" Well you had better get out of the house, your roofs about to fall in"

My surname just happens to be Wall (from Yorkshire mind you), the last time I heard/had this joke I was in junior school,
"Thanks for the memory
Of sentimental verse, (and)
Nothing in my purse, ....."

 

[UNIT1000]

Ring Ring - " hello is Mr Wall there?"
"No"
" Is Mrs wall there?"
" No there are no Walls here"
" Well you had better get out of the house, your roofs about to fall in"

we had 0ne of our work mates call zoo and ask fore mister lion

 

[DLHM]

Thanks for the memory my sisters and I used to wag church and go to the post office phones. We used to waggle the receiver thingy and ring numbers out of the phone books and ask the same question, they got sucked in every time great fun for us. But not for the people on the other end.

Sounds like your sense of humour has been with you your whole life!

“Laughter is the best medicine.”

 

[Littleboy8]

Sounds like your sense of humour has been with you your whole life!

“Laughter is the best medicine.”

It sure is without laughter you’ve got nothing.

 

[Crestwood96]

I went to a wedding over 40 years ago a telegram was read out "congratulations and best wishes from Mr zfarkin Mrs Farkin and the whole Farkin family and that's spelt FARKIN".At first the room was quiet but only for a minute then the roar of laughter.

 

[Littleboy8]

I went to a wedding over 40 years ago a telegram was read out "congratulations and best wishes from Mr zfarkin Mrs Farkin and the whole Farkin family and that's spelt FARKIN".At first the room was quiet but only for a minute then the roar of laughter.

Fair dinkum