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Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of all these cold calls.
Thanks for the memory my sisters and I used to wag church and go to the post office phones. We used to waggle the receiver thingy and ring numbers out of the phone books and ask the same question, they got sucked in every time great fun for us. But not for the people on the other end.Ring Ring - " hello is Mr Wall there?"
"No"
" Is Mrs wall there?"
" No there are no Walls here"
" Well you had better get out of the house, your roofs about to fall in"
My surname just happens to be Wall (from Yorkshire mind you), the last time I heard/had this joke I was in junior school,Ring Ring - " hello is Mr Wall there?"
"No"
" Is Mrs wall there?"
" No there are no Walls here"
" Well you had better get out of the house, your roofs about to fall in"
we had 0ne of our work mates call zoo and ask fore mister lionRing Ring - " hello is Mr Wall there?"
"No"
" Is Mrs wall there?"
" No there are no Walls here"
" Well you had better get out of the house, your roofs about to fall in"
Sounds like your sense of humour has been with you your whole life!Thanks for the memory my sisters and I used to wag church and go to the post office phones. We used to waggle the receiver thingy and ring numbers out of the phone books and ask the same question, they got sucked in every time great fun for us. But not for the people on the other end.
It sure is without laughter you’ve got nothing.Sounds like your sense of humour has been with you your whole life!
“Laughter is the best medicine.”
Fair dinkumI went to a wedding over 40 years ago a telegram was read out "congratulations and best wishes from Mr zfarkin Mrs Farkin and the whole Farkin family and that's spelt FARKIN".At first the room was quiet but only for a minute then the roar of laughter.