[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

So I just checked my home insurance policy.

Apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle of the night,
I won't be covered.

 

[Wandiwa]

Whoever said women are the weaker sex, havn't tried getting the doona back at 4am.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy mummy I am 16 years old, Don't you think I am old enough to wear a bra now? Shut up George.

 

[Littleboy8]

love it

 

[Brassmonkey1938]

I hate coming across couples arguing in public. If I have missed the first bit, I don't know whose side to take.

 

[meighLeigh]

Whoever said women are the weaker sex, havn't tried getting the doona back at 4am.

Ellenberger's Theorem: One good turn gets most of the blankets.

 

[Luckyus]

Mummy Mummy what's daddy doing with his Penis in the biscuit tin?

I don't know son, he must be fucking crackers

 

[Luckyus]

Mummy, mummy what are those scratch marks all over your body?​

Santa claws darling​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the biggest moth in the world? A mam-moth

 

[Luckyus]

What did baby corn say to mummy corn?​

"Where's popcorn"?​