[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I asked my wife when our wedding anniversary was.
She said March 1st.

So I walked around the room and asked her again.

 

[Ivory]

Does an obedient husband make for a happy marriage?

 

[Mikev]

Does an obedient husband make for a happy marriage?

Haha

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why do horses only wear shoes? Because they would look silly with socks on.

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why do horses only wear shoes? Because they would look silly with socks on.

Haha

 

[Reet]

An old man visited his solicitor to make his will. "What exactly do I have to do?" he asked.
"It's perfectly straightforward," said the solicitor. "Just answer a few questions and then leave it all to me."
The old man looked worried. "I do quite like you," he said, "but I was planning to leave some of it to my wife."

 

[Mikev]

An old man visited his solicitor to make his will. "What exactly do I have to do?" he asked.
"It's perfectly straightforward," said the solicitor. "Just answer a few questions and then leave it all to me."
The old man looked worried. "I do quite like you," he said, "but I was planning to leave some of it to my wife."

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Thank you