[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I’ve trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine.

He’s a Bordeaux collie.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What goes around the house, In the house but does not touch the house? The Sun.

 

[DannyKaye]

Got an email today from a "Bored Housewife 32 looking for action." I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.

 

[Viellarde]

I spent a month in the Bordeaux region. Sheer agony! My cousins didn't drink. And that's not a joke.

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What goes around the house, In the house but does not touch the house? The Sun.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Got an email today from a "Bored Housewife 32 looking for action." I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.

Haha

 

[DannyKaye]

My wife asked for a little peace of quiet while she cooked the dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

 

[UruauP]

My wife asked for a little peace of quiet while she cooked the dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.

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